So Now There's Strife In The Suburbs
The Willows and The Gardens have squashed their beef for quite awhile now and, for a long time, peace prevailed in our upper middle class master planned community of college educated white people.
Until now.
To my newer readers, the backstory's here. Essentially, I represent The Willows set and, fuck yeah baby, we're ballers who come equipped with game. The Gardens, across the street, are people of such lowly origin, they don't even deserve to be included on our master planned community's map. Gardens fools avert their eyes in the presence of a Willows soldier. Why? Because we strapped. Come check and see, bitch. Try me. You like Swiss cheese? Shit's full of holes. Like you. BLOW BLOW BLOW!
So anyway, the trouble started when I exhausted all the streets in The Willows during my training runs for Tanner. I figured, because of the truce, that I could train in The Gardens with no drama. But I was wrong. Word on the street is that The Gardens ain't down with my training runs through their hood. Said to expect retribution if they see my running shorts again.
Now every banger in The Willows is aching to wet their whole crew. What? People from The Gardens got no love for The Willows? People from The Gardens hate raising money for Muscular Dystrophy? So now there's strife in the suburbs. We all made a huge mistake. We thought the gates around our communities would keep the trouble out. Turns out that those gates lock the trouble in. But fuck all that deep thinking. Posse up! We gotta flash those Ws and squeeze them triggers till all the flowers in The Gardens are full of holes, wilting, leaking rosy blood. BLOW BLOW BLOW!
Here's my latest rap where I bust on The Gardens and call them out. My head's cut off a lot. My director of photography is 6.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Reader Comments (11)
STRAIGHT OUTTA WILLOWS.
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(Flashing my W emoticon-style)
let the willows on the streets darn cheese got holes, let the suckers keep shouting u keep dancing on the poles...(just trying to rap)...XD..
pretty great --
I think the name of the rap should be "Division Sub"
The Gardens aside, you know you just wanted to show off how much weight you've lost since the last time you made a video BHJ.
Yeah, fuck dem Gardens bitches and hos, yo!
Your DP did a fine job. Maybe you should run in a Speedo. Go, BHJ!
The Gardens needs to lose its "G."
Summerlin's 'bout to get effed up. Women and children, it's time to roll on out to safer ground.
Also, nothing more gangsta than having to scroll page down to read the rest of your lyrics.
I love this blog.
Your head must be an awesome place in which to live!
You are a fucking riot... I mean... who does shit like this?? WE DO!!! Fuck The Gardens..... I hope they back their cars out of their driveways and like tip over their own trash cans.... assholes...