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    Monday
    Jul122010

    Testing My Tutu

    Why am I running in a tutu? Because.

     

    [Also, Corey, that's my back. Get used to it.]

    Reader Comments (31)

    Love it. Just love it.

    July 12, 2010 at 9:22 AM | Unregistered CommenterLotus / Sarcastic Mom

    Huh. Turns out, I'll watch anything.

    July 12, 2010 at 9:31 AM | Unregistered CommenterRenee

    rock. on.

    are waering JUST a tutu? i have to admit, i was trying to figure it out.
    niceone.

    July 12, 2010 at 9:33 AM | Unregistered Commenterleel

    Rad.

    July 12, 2010 at 9:40 AM | Unregistered CommenterMegan, Undomestic Diva

    LOL Renee!! Can't. Turn. Away. Oddly fascinating...

    July 12, 2010 at 10:07 AM | Unregistered Commentersam {temptingmama}

    AWESOME. very nice tutu by the way - and videographer in the bikini as well ;) (does she realize she can be spotted?)

    July 12, 2010 at 10:21 AM | Unregistered CommenterRusti

    I think you should take the tutu on a spin through the Gardens.

    July 12, 2010 at 11:21 AM | Unregistered CommenterSomedayphd

    That's actually kind of hot.

    July 12, 2010 at 11:49 AM | Unregistered Commenterjenni

    There's nothing like a man in a tutu on a treadmill running toward the reflection of a woman in a bikini.

    July 12, 2010 at 12:09 PM | Unregistered Commenterelizabeth

    You look like some sort of sparkly primitive man. Sparkly and well-shod, that is.

    Also, Renee wins at internet.

    July 12, 2010 at 12:37 PM | Unregistered CommenterJett

    Love it.

    July 12, 2010 at 1:28 PM | Unregistered CommenterCrystal D

    Oh, Black Hockey Jesus, my friend, I think you might need an intervention on the running thang...

    July 12, 2010 at 1:51 PM | Unregistered CommenterBronwen

    Still motherfucking hardcore, even when you're wearing a skirt.

    July 12, 2010 at 2:57 PM | Unregistered Commenteredenland

    Love the Tutu. Just wanted you to know you've inspired me to take up running. Not sure how long it will last, I've always hated running, but your posts about pushing yourself beyond your "endurance" and through the pain has intrigued me. I've always wanted to experience a runner's high, anyway, and since I don't do drugs, it's the closest I'm likely to ever get. I'm not running in a tutu...don't need the extra wind resistence. Slicking my body down with oil before I run to make it easier.

    July 12, 2010 at 3:56 PM | Unregistered CommenterLojo

    I am speechless....

    July 12, 2010 at 3:57 PM | Unregistered CommenterMom

    This video begs the question "So, what does a BHJ wear under his tutu?"

    You rock the tutu, dude. Manliest tutu EVER!

    July 12, 2010 at 4:53 PM | Unregistered CommenterMsDarkstar

    Shut UP! Ahahahahaha! Nice legs, very fit. My tutu is shorter but I will wear something under it. You're treating it like a kilt, yes?

    July 12, 2010 at 8:45 PM | Unregistered CommenterMFA Mama

    Is that Minor Threat? Or is my music memory failing me in my old age?

    July 12, 2010 at 10:09 PM | Unregistered Commenterpalinode

    nice tutu, dude. you will kick that 5ks ass.

    July 13, 2010 at 6:16 AM | Unregistered Commentermommymae

    well, at least the tutu is black and not pink. it shows your edgier side.

    July 13, 2010 at 9:07 AM | Unregistered Commentergorillabuns

    That's a good lookin' tutu! Better than the beer-belly-with-g-stringed fellow I ran behind in a Keep Austin Weird 5k once. And yes, I tried to pass, but I didn't have the speed or the wind at the time.

    July 14, 2010 at 3:12 AM | Unregistered CommenterShasta

    that didn't just enter my eyes. it couldn't have, because something like this CAN NOT EXIST. haha
    seriously though. such a great cause. i'm off to pitch in.

    July 14, 2010 at 6:54 AM | Unregistered Commenterjeanine

    Was the Director of Photography in a bikini? I don't know what kind of household you're running out there, but I like it.

    July 14, 2010 at 10:31 AM | Unregistered Commentermuskrat

    That is awesomeness.

    I so hope you're commando under that thing - nothing compares to the feeling of tulle on your junk. Or so my hubby tells me.

    July 14, 2010 at 11:12 AM | Unregistered CommenterEllie @ One Crafty Mother

    I definitely noticed the bikini in the reflection. Gonna take the film to the lab and enlarge that. Also, you're either really unusually large or that's really small fucking treadmill.

    July 14, 2010 at 7:41 PM | Unregistered CommenterOut-Numbered

    3 year old son: who's that???? He's so fast!!!

    Sparkly form, BHJ.

    July 15, 2010 at 6:10 AM | Unregistered CommenterJo

    Jenna is one mean seamstress!!

    July 15, 2010 at 9:25 AM | Unregistered CommenterERika

    I come here to say nasty shit because I'm smarter than everybody else. Why do people pay attention to this jerk when I'm so smart? I don't have shit to show for it so you'll just have to take my word for it. I'm smarter than you. Lonely. But smarter.

    [this comment was altered by BHJ]

    July 16, 2010 at 10:55 AM | Unregistered CommenterNutellaonToast

    Hot.

    July 17, 2010 at 10:22 PM | Unregistered CommenterLunasea

    We're not scared of your tutu. Bring it.

    July 30, 2010 at 3:54 PM | Unregistered CommenterKristin

    This is going to be good. Agreed on the oddly sexy thing. Maybe it's the music. Definitely not the tutu. Hope you guys raise as shit ton for the little guy.

    July 31, 2010 at 8:07 PM | Unregistered CommenterMs. Single Mama

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