Wednesday
Mar242010
Texting Jenna At The Grieving Conference
BHJ: How’s the Grieving Conference?
JENNA: Your text just woke me up. Bored to death. But at least you’ll have my notes.
BHJ: I can’t believe you’re at a Grieving Conference.
JENNA: I know. zzzzzzzzzz
BHJ: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT A GRIEVING CONFERENCE YOU STUPID BITCH I’LL KILL YOU!!!
JENNA: Um. What?
BHJ: How about skipping half the Grieving Conference? Just ditch when you break for lunch.
JENNA: Back up. You just called me a bitch and threatened to kill me.
BHJ: It just bums me out that you’re at a Grieving Conference.
JENNA: You dick. You’re doing DABDA.
BHJ: I guess I’m cool with it after all. Enjoy the conference.
JENNA: You’re lucky 9 people on the internet think you’re clever.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Reader Comments (27)
I like Jenna.
Me too.
Me three.
Sometimes I read your site and feel compelled to give your wife a big hug.
Me 10, and 4
ah haha, he is clever! *i think to myself*
Your wife is awesome. Darnit, you ARE clever!
Once I looked up what DABDA meant, this was hilarious! (and clever)
Bryan. Best email address ever.
very, very clever --
and I thought you'd get stuck at A
...and at least one person on the internet may plagarize this post.
Yes...clever. Your wife is one sharp cookie!
Kwame Kilpatrick lost his job over texts he sent. If he sent texts like your, he might still have a job, but it was all "baby" this and "sexy" that.
Are Vincent's parents there?
Kubler-Ross would be proud. Or annoyed. Either/or.
Count me in on one of those nine. I love Jenna for so much of what she is. The final A was really the best part.
Loved it. Loved the "anger". You are *clever*.
I want to marry Jenna.
And that was freaking hilarious.
Haha! Does Jenna have a blog?
Bahaha this was the best. You ARE clever. In a dickish sort of way. Which is awesome.
Count me in as one of the nine. I think I'm in love with you...
This was awesome. What a great combination the two of you seem to make.
I feel like something is missing from my life because I don't have a Black Hockey Jesus of my very own.
hello
i have always wanted to write a children's book on the stages of grief
for adults
but you just beat me to it
You are both awesome. Tell Jenna you're up to 10 people on the internet that think you are clever and 50 who think she is awesome personified.
I had to look up DABDA also. Now I feel less intelligent than I did five minutes ago, but you are clever. These are the posts that keep me coming back.
Nine? You have NINE?!?!
Shit.
I think I have three. Maybe four. I need to stop neglecting my blog so hard.
AWESOME! I love that the first time I read this I liked it. The second time I read it, I read half the comments and realized I had to look up DABDA. The third time I read it I finally got it and realized I had just read a blog post THREE times. AWESOME! Thanks.