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    Tuesday
    Sep292009

    8

    Some hearts—hardened

    by hard events and

    the rocky sense of being

    alone—are cold, unfeeling,

     

    chiseled out of stone.

     

    But the Neolithic

    has its limits. Man does not

    live on rocks alone.

     

    The Stone Age crumbles,

    gives way to a gold sun

    rising on a brand new day

    that shines

     

    like a 3rd place medal.

    I am a tin man with a throbbing copper heart.

     

    The Bronze Age began

    with the smelting of copper

    and tin. Another year in love

    with you. Here we go

    again.

     

     

    *The traditional gift for an 8th Wedding Anniversary is a gift of bronze.

    Reader Comments (17)

    Not to ruin a beautiful poem or anything, but if I were your wife, I'd have been out of my pants by the last line.

    September 29, 2009 at 2:38 AM | Unregistered Commenterjane

    A neolithic love letter. You rock.

    September 29, 2009 at 6:12 AM | Unregistered Commentermiddle-aged-woman

    Happy Anniversary.

    September 29, 2009 at 6:40 AM | Unregistered CommenterMartie

    Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man that he didn't already have...

    September 29, 2009 at 7:44 AM | Unregistered CommenterLinnnn

    Happy anniversary, you are my star. Always.
    j.

    September 29, 2009 at 9:08 AM | Unregistered CommenterJenna

    lovely.

    September 29, 2009 at 9:42 AM | Unregistered Commentercristin

    seeing her comment totally got me. you 2 love each other hard.

    September 29, 2009 at 10:20 AM | Unregistered Commentermommymae

    Beautiful. BEAUTIFUL.

    September 29, 2009 at 10:21 AM | Unregistered Commenterdaysgoby

    Gorgeous.

    Lucky Jenna.

    Lucky you.

    September 29, 2009 at 10:37 AM | Unregistered CommenterSallyacious

    happy anniversary! best wishes.

    September 29, 2009 at 12:06 PM | Unregistered CommenterJodi

    Dude. Great tribute but if you are even half as fucked up as I am, your wife deserves some diamonds as well... Take care of that shit STAT.

    September 29, 2009 at 4:13 PM | Unregistered CommenterOut-Numbered

    Dammit. I just wrote our 8th anniversary post and totally flunked the bronze age bit.

    Happy anniversary.

    September 29, 2009 at 6:02 PM | Unregistered CommenterTrout Towers

    Happy Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. BHJ.

    September 29, 2009 at 7:42 PM | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

    Eight years. Christ, that was a long time ago . . .

    Enjoy the day, you two.

    September 30, 2009 at 5:47 AM | Unregistered Commentertysdaddy

    Congrats to you both...perhaps it's time for more stamps on that faded sushi love card.

    October 2, 2009 at 10:00 AM | Unregistered CommenterMuskrat

    Happy Anniversary (belatedly)! You should get one of the cats bronzed in celebration. That way it's something for her, and something for you.

    October 2, 2009 at 11:24 PM | Unregistered CommenterLiteralDan

    Wow. Your post, her comment. Ugh. I'm in love with the two of you...

    December 14, 2009 at 6:22 PM | Unregistered CommenterBella

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